What The Hell Did He Just Say?! (April Edition)
- Sir Alex blames Bayern’s players for Rafael being sent off at Old Trafford in Champions League:
“Typical Germans”
- Skysports headline about Harry Redknapp’s complaints about the pitch at Wembley during Spurs FA Cup loss to Pompey:
“Life’s a pitch for Harry”
- ITV Commentator Peter Drury on what Bayern Munich did to Man U’s centerbacks in their first leg quarterfinal:
“penetrated twice”
- Ray Hudson, our favorite announcer, gives his best Yossi Benayoun pun after he scores in overtime against Atletico in the EL semis:
“Mozel-top from the Isrealite”
- FSC’s, “Champions on Fox Twitter” suggest something stupid:
“Question for Arsenal fans: Do you sack Wenger (no silver, five seasons) and try for Mourinho?”
- Juan Sebastian Veron quenches our insatiable urge for him to sing:
“If I’m asked I’d be prepared to sing on the South Africa World Cup record… I could sing a rock (number), something from the Rolling Stones would be good.”
- Adrian Mutu offers odd logic regarding his suspension for an illegal substance… again:
“I expected less because, yes, the mistake was made.”
- FSC.com’s WAG gallery offers a provacative caption:
“Spain goalkeeper Iker Casillas keeps his hands busy at home with girlfriend Eva Gonzalez … and who could blame him?
- Sunderland Fan comments on FanZone* after Dimatar Berbatov misses a chance:
“He’s not a celebrity, get him out of here. That’s rubbish! That’s really bad!… If you gave that man a bicycle he’d fall off it.”
*Taking a quote from FanZone could be seen as cheating. It’s too easy. If you haven’t seen it, check it out on FSC when you get a chance. It is pure hilarity, even if the game sucks!