Look-A-Likes: Stu Holden Is Aaron Carter
TK, through exclusive sources, has discovered that Aaron Carter is actually none other than USMNT maestro, Stuart Holden. This explains just how AC was able to beat Shaq so convincingly despite an obvious height disadvantage. Judging from his form this season, I’d reckon he would really put a beat down on the Big Shamrock now.
According to The Guardian’s reader ratings, Stu has been the best player in the EPL so far this season. I know we already reported on that a few days ago, but we felt it was important to include it given the recent developments surrounding his identity. It also explains what the hell happened to Aaron Carter. The kid hit puberty, and boom, he vanished. Well now we know: he was honing his footie skills across America and the British Isles. Boss.