Clint Dempsey Is Off His Rocker

Really love how the title of this Fox Soccer clip is simply: “Clint Dempsey is sensational.”

Indeed he is. Duece remained out of his gord today with his second hat trick in the last two weeks. This one makes him the first American to bag a trifecta in the Premier League in history. Onion eyes, you’re my hero.

If there’s any time for Dempsey to go chase that Champions League dream, it’s now or, more likely, this summer. As romantic as staying with Fulham is, Dempsey can only stretch his britches at Craven Cottage so long. It’s about time he flew the coup and I can hear Harry Redknapp scratching his gobble with temptation right now.

Excuse my bad manners if I start a rumor, but if Modric is out, is Dempsey a replacement?