Harry Redknapp’s Writing Practice

Today, Harry Redknapp’s trial for tax evasion continued in London. Besides having a Cockney accent, Redknapp’s defense or alibi or whatever you want to call it, was that he can’t write for shit. We here at Third Kit thought, “come on.” That’s not possible. A respected professional football manager who can’t write?

It’s apparently true though. He has hired Annie Sullivan III – yes, she’s the Miracle Worker’s granddaughter – to help him learn to communicate through writing. Through our investigative endeavor, we’ve found that Tottenham’s Helen Keller has been practicing. We found his scratch paper after digging through the trash.