Look-A-Likes: Joel Obi is Xzibit
Yo dawg! I heard you like footballers that look like other famous people. So we put a rapper into an Inter Milan jersey, or into a Nigeria jersey for international fixtures, cut some of the fat, and gave you XXXXX to the ZZZZZ XZIBIT as Inter and Nigeria forward Joel Obi!
You get the custom chrome dreads, dawg! You get the fat paycheck courtesy of Massimo Moratti! You get the chance to play for an Italian team without any actual Italians! Damn dawg, your homies are gonna see you rollin’ up in this and gonna be like, “daaaaaamn!!!”
So, you may ask….
So what’s the difference between X and J?
Likely equal bank accounts, 40 pounds, and fewer shattily pimped vehicles
Until Joel’s death, he’s actually Nigerian, a Super Eagle
I suggest you get a map, cuz your geography is super feeble